narier:

yes but

playinggameseveryday:

gloriouscheckeredbastard:

I found a pic of Apollo’s dick

I SCROLLED PAST THIS BY LIKE 5 POSTS THEN GOT IT YOU CLEVER LITTLE SHIT

Asking hipsters about bands that don’t exist.

superlockedinthephandom:

the-vashta-nerada:

thatcrazylittlelord:

the-vashta-nerada:

nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing

I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?

yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate

i like you

beanseller:

i am so ashamed