phantomdeer:

i am honestly seriously geniuinely confused as to how people can find benedict cumberbatch even remotely attractive

charlesoberonn:

“Go to sleep in a normal time!”

“Get out of your room and off that chair!”

“Do your homework!”

“Do such chores around the house!”

“Focus on your schoolwork!”

“Stop doing th-”

geekishchic:

mcisaacs:

recent studies reveal that 100% of abortions are performed on people who do not wish to be pregnant and 0% of abortions are performed on conservative republican men

*reblogs so fast it almost breaks computer*

thegirlwiththeneonhair:

riley-coyote:

officialprostitute:

why do dads sneeze so loud

#to scare predators away from their young

My dad sneezed so violently once that he hit his head on his desk and almost knocked himself out.

badwolfin221bbakerst:

syncategorem:

dopejonker:

we have to sacrifice someone so david bowie never dies

#i volunteer robin thicke as tribute

i think he said no, but im not sure, so lets go with yes

melofarce:

tic-tac-birthdayrac:

christmas-boners:

creepwalking:

tara-chambler:

moshingice:

Every guy wants to fuck a girl in thigh highs and garters: fact

Most girls want to fuck girls in thigh highs and garters

Some want to fuck guys in thigh highs and garters

everyone wants to fuck everyone in thigh highs and garters

some people dont want to fuck anyone but they still appreciate the asthetics of someone in thigh highs and garters

Did we just explain multiple sexualities in one post

weimeraner:

coeur-v0lant:

weimeraner:

every show needs a musical episode. even if it’s terribly out of place and confusing and nobody on the cast can sing it needs a musical episode. musical episodes

American horror story

you’re a little late with that one my friend

Imagine Torchwood or Doctor Who with that though

luketriton:

criminal of the year

luketriton:

why does the hamster from diabolical box sound like a 36 year old couch potato

melancholicmarionette:

looow-tus:

undftdaniel:

defend-sissy-boy-emo:

jadelyn:

holypuckingcow:

abbysetcetera:

Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own. 

and mixing them with vodka

At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.

And then regretting your decisions the next morning.

Because you have to work.

and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.

and vodka

tanakas:

if you’re mad at me please just tell me what i did wrong instead of ignoring me

koujacool:

bronies get a documentary and lolitas get that my strange addiction episode :l

playinggameseveryday:

gloriouscheckeredbastard:

I found a pic of Apollo’s dick

I SCROLLED PAST THIS BY LIKE 5 POSTS THEN GOT IT YOU CLEVER LITTLE SHIT

sexhaver:

boredlord:

What do teens like?!? Is it memes? Memes about skeletons? Piss? Communism?

this post is 20x funnier if you imagine a CEO shouting it at his board of directors

rhydonmyhardon:

i hate it when flies fucking rub their stupid little shitty hands together like they’re plotting to ruin my life those tiny little bastards